Tuesday 24 December 2013

Santa's Little Asian Reindeer Games

Christmas is one of those customs that Asian people, by and large, seem to have accepted and assimilated into their culture. Which is welcome news to us because where would be, without those annual festive frolics of slender, pretty Asian ladies, slipping into skimpy Santa outfits to warm our cockles, keeping us merry on these long, cold winter nights?

Of course, it's also to celebrate the birth of some bearded guy who, like, was born on or around this day, a few years' back. For more information about Christmas, its origins and true meaning, etc., there's probably a book somewhere that you can read.